Stupid deer, " I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder."" I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle."" I'm not talking about the deer, " I said, hitting Milo on the back of his shoulder. "We need a ladder to look over the wall."" Or a catapult, " Milo said seriously. Obert Skye
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
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Mo Willems
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Will Cuppy
Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.' Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple...
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Brandon Sanderson
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Edward Verrall Lucas
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Derek Landy
More Quotes By Obert Skye
Impossible is not a word
There is no moment more precious than the exact moment you are living now
You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry." I'm hungry for other things besides what I have, " [Clover] argued.
[Clover] secretly hitched a ride with a nice German couple and their new baby... Clover appeared to the baby, so as to be a delightful, soothing surprise. Well, the child did like Clover. In fact, she held him and cooed. When the parents turned around...
What was that you gave me to eat?" Winter panicked. A Filler Crisp, " Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.
